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@senku
3719 / male / idk / 10♣ (10 of clubs)

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My Self-Summary

I'm Senku Ishigami.

My Future Plans

I want to find out as much as I can about the resort and how we got here. If there's a way back home, I was in the middle of some pretty important things when they brought me here.

Since it looks like we're stuck here for a while, I also want to explore Game 52. Hit me up if you want to help me experiment.

My Talents

I'm a scientist.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

My favorite book is whatever is most useful to me right now. My favorite food is ramen. I don't have any particular favorites for the other two.

My Ideal Partner

I'd like a mutually beneficial relationship.

Height 171 cm/5'7" Body Type Nothing impressive Smokes No Drinks Not really, but I can distill alcohol. Drugs Not the kind you're thinking of. Sign Capricorn, AB blood type if you're into that one - I don't believe in any of it. Education Never graduated high school Occupation Scientist and Village Chief Income I made up my own money so I don't have a good answer for that. Children The ex-wife and I never had any. Pets None Hobbies Science

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

CLOWNS

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

SHOWER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Do I need a pirate or a ninja more at the time?

.05 TITS OR ASS

I'm sure yours are fine.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

COFFEE

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SPICY

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LEATHER

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

I'll let you know when I've had some.

Personality Type
ISTJ-A

ENERGY

58%

Introverted

MIND

70%

Observant

NATURE

52%

Thinking

TACTICS

78%

Judging

IDENTITY

97%

Assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Network post for reference

[senku]

senku
19 / male / ? / 10♣ (10 of clubs)

My name's Senku Ishigami. For the real purposes of this profile, all I have to offer is unimpressive sex with a virgin. A science nerd virgin, too, so I'm going to care more about my research and experiments than your feelings.

What I'm really looking for is research partners. I don't have even a millimeter's chance of making it through all those books in the library on my own.

And before I get kicked off of Mating Season, I'm looking to do hands-on sex research, too.

Hit me up if you're interested.

✔✘

March version

Updated version for July

[senku]

senku
CHECK OUT MY FULL PROFILE

( 19 / M / knowledge / 10♣ )
Let's share information. Who wants to check out the university labs with me? I've been here a few months now, if you need someone to show you the ropes. Not those kind of ropes.

[The assigned wingman lets the beginning of Senku's subpar blurb stand, but where Senku added I'm not out looking for sex all the time, but I'm not opposed if it happens between us. they replace it with some extra embellishment.]

Unless you're interested in those kind of ropes. I'll try anything once, in the name of science. I'm not big on romance and fluffy feelings, so call on me for all your one night stand and friends with benefits needs. If you're also the inquisitive type, get with me just to find out if the carpet matches the drapes. Drop that smiley face in my DMs and let's see if we have the right kind of chemistry.

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THE TRUTH ABOUT ME

SOCIABLE
★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆

HONEST
★★★★★★★★☆☆

HORNY
★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

ONE-TRACK MIND
★★★★★★★★★★

CARING (IN HIS OWN WAY)
★★★★★★★★☆☆

Send me a message!
OR...
Schedule a date!
SEND ME A SMILING EMOJI. DON'T WORRY - ALL DATES ARE MANDATORY IF REQUESTED! YAY!

BFF Profile

[senku]

ALL ABOUT MY SWEET SELF!

Original image has been filtered and enhanced by Bulbul BFF AI

CLICK HERE TO MEET YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND

▶ MY NAME AND WHAT IT MEANS...
▷ Senku Ishigami. Senku is written with the kanji for thousand and sky.

▶ MY BIRTHDAY AND HOW OLD I AM...
▷ January 4, 2004. How old I am gets complicated.

▶ MY BEST QUALITY IS...
▷ Once I set my mind on something, I accomplish it.

▶ I NEED TO WORK ON...
▷ I've been told I'm too blunt.

▶ A FAVORITE PASTIME OF MINE IS...
▷ Science.

▶ A SKILL MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW I POSSESS IS...
▷ I can make my own wine. It tasted awful, but I made it.

▶ I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO...
▷ Go to space.

ALL ABOUT MY SPECIAL THOUGHTS!

CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW CHARMING I AM

▶ THE BEST CONDIMENT IS...
▷ Mayo.

▶ THE WORST FOOD IS...
▷ Most things I try to make by hand.

▶ IF I WAS DOMINATING THE WORLD, MY METHOD WOULD BE...
▷ Win everyone over with scientific discoveries and advancements.

▶ AFTER DOMINATING THE WORLD, MY FIRST DECREE WOULD BE...
▷ I would tell the world the next advancement we're working towards.

▶ IF I WAS STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND, THREE ITEMS I WOULD BRING ARE...
▷ If I can plan for getting stuck on the desert island why can't I avoid getting stuck there in the first place?

▶ IF I WAS LOCKED IN PRISON, I WOULD ESCAPE BY...
▷ What materials do I have? What skills do the people around me possess? These aren't very good what-if scenarios.

ALL ABOUT MY SPICY OPINIONS!

CLICK HERE FOR THE TEA, BESTIE

▶ CHOOSING BETWEEN CHEST, ASS, AND THIGHS, I PICK...
▷ Thighs strong enough to choke him.

▶ THE BEST SEX ACT IS...
▷ He'd probably say something he can do while he continues to monitor an experiment.

▶ A SEX ACT I WANT TO TRY IS...
▷ He watched a guy get his ass eaten out and was fascinated.

▶ THE MOST INTIMATE ACT ONE CAN DO FOR ME IS...
▷ Try to tame that crazy hair.

▶ SOMEONE IN THE RESORT I WANT TO FUCK, BUT HAVEN'T YET, IS...
▷ Anyone. This guy doesn't have any standards.

▶ MY EROGENOUS ZONES ARE...
▷ The scars.

▶ MY WORST HABIT THAT I WONT CHANGE WOULD BE...
▷ Being a know-it-all.

▶ A GENERAL CONTROVERSIAL OPINION I HAVE IS...
▷ Probably that hardworking datasets don't know how to write a good what-if scenario.

All questions in this section were auto-filled by Bulbul BFF AI. If the user is so dissatisfied with the provided questions, there's no need to force him to answer them. (Can an AI be petty?)

After Dark

[senku]

AFTER DARK PROFILE

PERSONAL

NAME: Senku Ishigami
AGE: For the sake of looking at me and deciding if you'd be okay banging me or if I'm young enough to be your kid so no thanks - I'm 20. How many years I've existed? 3738
GENDER: Male
CARD: 10♣
SEEKING: Interesting people

[Unfortunately, Senku wasted too much time trying to be clever with his age answer. His profile is passed on to the good folks at Mating Season at this point.]

HEIGHT: 171.4 cm/5'7"
WEIGHT: 61 kg/134 lbs
PENIS/BREASTS: Pretty average
ASS: There is a sad lack of ass here.
THIGHS: Sorry, our sources say the women in his world were given the entire thigh allotment.
HAIR: You have to see it to believe it.

EROGENOUS ZONES: Wrists and inner arms, back of neck, thighs
OLFACTORY: Clean, but sometimes too clean, like he's been around a lot of chemicals.
POSITION: Can't decide - will you be the one to make up his mind?

GREEN FLAGS

• Big brain and big heart to make up for that average schlong
• Willing to try new things
• Good with detail work thanks to dexterous fingers. If you know what we mean.

RED FLAGS

• Pees on Golden Peacock property
• The most immature sense of humor you may ever see
• If it's between you and science... I have some bad news for you.

TURN ONS

• Intelligence
• Novelty
• Enthusiasm

OUR COMPATIBILITY DO THIS KINK

MATCH WITH ME

text; un:tartaglia

[abyssmade]

I'm fairly certain you didn't fill out that post on the network yourself, unless you're in the habit of sounding extremely unflattering, but I gotta ask anyway: sex research? Really?

[senku]

I wrote every word of it.

Really. My plans are to test the conditions of Game 52. "What counts as a sexual encounter?" to start.

I also thought about experimenting with sex toys, but the local businesses seem to have that covered.

[abyssmade]

[ Good thing this is text since Childe bursts into laughter at that first sentence. ]

You wrote it? You know the point is to build yourself up, right?

[ SENKU PLS ]

Huh. That sounds kinda like a challenge. I hadn't really thought about it that far. I just figured I'll win the game and that'll be that. Could be fun to test the limits, though!

As for the toys thing, nothing like first-hand experience. Isn't that how experiments work? Trying it on someone? Or yourself, I guess, though that probably doesn't satisfy game conditions unless someone's watching.

[senku]

I'm sure I'll have sex eventually. I don't need to get there with false advertising.

There's one right there. You say probably, but we don't know for sure. Is it enough if I give you a toy and send you off to use it? What if I'm in the same room but not involved at all? What if I'm watching but not touching myself?

Text; @Maomao

[apothecrazy]

Out of curiosity, have you eaten at many of the restaurants?

[senku]

I haven't bothered. I filled up on the free snacks when they pushed us to go to the meet-and-greets. Otherwise, I grab convenience store food most of the time.

Why? Ready to cash in on that IOU for a meal and some juicy details?

[apothecrazy]

I see. I was hoping you'd have some suggestions.
I've only enjoyed meals from the Red Cardinal but wanted to try something new.

I am.

text; @a

[malpwactice]

[After the March update where, "I'm no longer a complete virgin like I was the first time I filled this out,"]

congrats on the sex my dude

[senku]

And the only thing I had to bribe them with was knowledge.

[malpwactice]

did the other person get to finish?

text, un: hongyu

[rainswords]

How much credit should the flyer get regarding your new status?

[senku]

None whatsoever. All credit has to go to my captivating Mating Season profile. And pictures on the wall.

Assuming you're talking about when I said I was no longer a complete virgin.

[rainswords]

That's exactly what I am referring to. Then on the other front, was it of any help? Come to think of it, what inspired that idea?

text; un: eve (Backdated to 5/3)

[tfy]

Oh ~~~Senku-kun~~~! ✨✨✨

I have some news I want to discuss. Unfortunately it's not exactly good news. You might already be aware, but if not, I thought you should be first to know. And even if you are aware, I wanted to discuss it anyway.

Is over text OK? Or would you prefer to meet in-person?

[senku]

Over text is fine. It's not like I'll need you to offer me a shoulder to cry on, no matter how bad the news is.

[tfy]

Alright, here goes!

[And now for the moment of truth!

... honestly, the reason he asked about meeting in-person is because he wasn't sure the House wants this info getting out. But given that their verbal conversations are probably also being spied on, does it make a difference? At least this isn't a public network post.]

Rinne-senpai said people have turned to stone here before. He claimed that's what the House does to you if you refuse to go to bed with anyone. I'm not sure how the process works, but I assume it's similar to things like those animal ears, or that flower-coughing disease that went around. In other words, it's something that just happens.

He said it was another guest who told him about it, but he refused to name names. I guess he wanted to protect their privacy.

@eve (after the punishment stuff is over)

[tfy]

Senku-kun, Senku-kun! ✨😊✨ I have a question for you! And for once it has absolutely nothing to do with statues, science, or theories about the resort!

[He attaches a photo. The photo shows a certain orange-haired boy striking an adorable (?) cheeky pose.]

I wanted to ask about Leo-kun! Do you think he's cute?

[senku]

[How novel! And how completely outside of his wheelhouse.]

He's fine. Why?

[tfy]

Leo-kun's been a bit lonely since Rinne-senpai disappeared, so I'm trying to help him get out more and make some new friends. Which means arranging dates or meetings or whatever you'd like to call it! Interested?

[Rinne was also the one making sure Leo didn't turn to stone due to lack of sex, so...]

Backdated to 12/25

[tfy]

[On the day of the 25th, Senku will receive a delivery!

The first item in the package is a Flashing LED Christmas Tree Kit! Or rather, a "Flashing LED Non-Specific Holiday Tree Kit." One circuit board, six 470 ohm resistors, six 47 ohm resistors, six 10 uF capacitors, six NPN transistors, six LEDs (2 red, 2 green, and 2 blue), one switch, and one AA battery holder all included. (Batteries sadly not included.) Assembly instructions are included, but he doubts Senku will need them.

I asked a staff member what the best gift for a science nerd would be, and he handed me this!

So that's his first gift. But because Hiyori possesses a noble and generous heart, he also threw in a free bar of soap! "Citrus Sunshine" scent. For the next time you need to wash your mouth out! he writes on the note. Ha, ha.

Merry Christmas!

The note is signed with Hiyori's signature!]

Oh no, this is so cute!

[senku]

[Give Senku a science project and he won't be able to resist digging right in. (Ask the house about the dildo kit it gave him for his birthday.)

When his Christmas tree is assembled, he takes a 3-second video of it flashing away and sends it to Hiyori. Just to be extra, he's powered it with potato batteries.

Spanks, I mean, thanks for the project.

That seemed only fair for the soap comment.

Senku didn't buy anyone Christmas gifts. He doesn't have anything to drop off in return.

But someday!! Hiyori will receive a surprisingly thoughtful gift when he least expects it.]