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@senku
3719 / male / idk / 10♣ (10 of clubs)

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My Self-Summary

I'm Senku Ishigami.

My Future Plans

I want to find out as much as I can about the resort and how we got here. If there's a way back home, I was in the middle of some pretty important things when they brought me here.

Since it looks like we're stuck here for a while, I also want to explore Game 52. Hit me up if you want to help me experiment.

My Talents

I'm a scientist.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

My favorite book is whatever is most useful to me right now. My favorite food is ramen. I don't have any particular favorites for the other two.

My Ideal Partner

I'd like a mutually beneficial relationship.

Height 171 cm/5'7" Body Type Nothing impressive Smokes No Drinks Not really, but I can distill alcohol. Drugs Not the kind you're thinking of. Sign Capricorn, AB blood type if you're into that one - I don't believe in any of it. Education Never graduated high school Occupation Scientist and Village Chief Income I made up my own money so I don't have a good answer for that. Children The ex-wife and I never had any. Pets None Hobbies Science

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

CLOWNS

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

SHOWER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

Do I need a pirate or a ninja more at the time?

.05 TITS OR ASS

I'm sure yours are fine.

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

COFFEE

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SPICY

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

WINTER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LEATHER

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

I'll let you know when I've had some.

Personality Type
ISTJ-A

ENERGY

58%

Introverted

MIND

70%

Observant

NATURE

52%

Thinking

TACTICS

78%

Judging

IDENTITY

97%

Assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[senku]

And the only thing I had to bribe them with was knowledge.

[malpwactice]

did the other person get to finish?

[senku]

I haven't done anything where I stick it in yet, so they were spared the premature ejaculation.

[malpwactice]

wait did you even finish?
someone's gotta finish for it to count right??

[senku]

Someone does have to finish for it to count. I've found that to be true so far in my tests.

I said I wasn't a complete virgin. I didn't say I had a particular type of sex. There was phone sex. Some voyeurism things. Did you ever get caught by the elevator paintings? The other guy did this pretend dominance thing to get us out of it, but I ended up with a very real dick in my mouth.

[malpwactice]

so you were real serious about testing those limits huh

so like
are you out here like some monastery monk trying to get the cards without ever blowing your load?

[senku]

It hasn't worked out that neatly for me.

As much as I've tried to be unaffected to truly test the limits of the system, I'm ten billion percent more susceptible than I ever imagined.

I did prove only one person has to get off during phone sex. We got our cards when she finished, and I didn't take my turn until after.

[malpwactice]

well yeah even if you're like a hundred zillion years old physiology's still physiology

kind reassuring i guess

[senku]

What can I say? I'm a well-preserved hundred zillion year old.

It's not as reassuring for me because it sometimes feels like I've lost my focus.

[malpwactice]

hmmm does focus and sex have to be exclusive?
like j said the wish to get out was legit so sex is just another way of moving forward
now if you're so obsessed you're jerking it all the time instead of working that's another story~

[senku]

Oh good, if that's the only metric, I'm fine. My levels of jerking it are perfectly normal. Slightly substandard, even.

[malpwactice]

yeah then you're fine chief
stop and smell the roses
jerk off
whatever helps you unwind and get back to work

[senku]

Do you recommend leaving the library first or should I do it under the table for greater efficiency?

[malpwactice]

if you think you can get away with it more power to you dude

[senku]

As much as I want to test the rules for accidental discovery, it wouldn't feel right.

[malpwactice]

but if i had told you to just do it would ya?

[senku]

It wasn't a serious question, so no.

I'd need a better reason than "because you said so."

[malpwactice]

oh so it was a joke?
whew! good thing you're in science and not comedy

[senku]

You really know how to kill a guy's self-esteem.

[malpwactice]

i can pronounce it dead too if you like
all official like

[senku]

What do they do for dead people where you're from? Headstones? Shrines? I want my self-esteem to be properly remembered.

[malpwactice]

best i can do is burn some incense!

[senku]

Good enough.

Rest In Peace, Senku's social currency.