Agreed. At least if they don't drug us, we're getting a decent meal out of it.

[One of his other choices was a plate of potato croquettes, and they've arrived as perfect spheres. As he pops one in his mouth, he thinks it's another shape that's a little too obvious.]

So I think I covered the most important parts of turning to stone and depetrifying. Do you want to hear about the actual device that caused it?